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Joined: Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:21 pm Posts: 464 Location: Central Florida
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move."
"Oh," said the man. Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's," replied St. Peter. "The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln 's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Hillary's clock?" asked the man.
"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
Joined: Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:39 pm Posts: 397 Location: The Mudd Club
That was a popular joke back in the late sixties/early seventies, except instead of Hillary it was Agnew and/or Nixon. You can depend on jokes with lying as a premise to always be recyclable with almost any and every politician.
_________________ "The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government -- lest it come to dominate our lives and interests." -- Patrick Henry
Joined: Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:39 pm Posts: 397 Location: The Mudd Club
Injeun wrote:
Hah, I guess whoever calls "Dibbs" first, gets to pick the target. This is the first time I heard the joke.
One size fits all, eh?
_________________ "The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government -- lest it come to dominate our lives and interests." -- Patrick Henry
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