Slap Maxwell wrote:
Today's installment regards a 78 year-old man in Miami; after shopping at a local Winn-Dixie, he offered to help a woman who seemed to be having trouble getting home by giving her a ride home with her groceries. No problems there, right? A helpful, charitable act, right? Hah!
Our poor samaritan was arrested for running an illegal taxi service.
http://www.local10.com/news/16210168/detail.htmlOnly in America (or at least in Florida) can you be arrested for attempting to be helpful; "You're being arrested for helping a woman get home, and we're gonna arrest your friends in Orblando for helping hungry people get something to eat. Now stand up and salute the flag, ingrate!"

TELL ME IT'S NOT SO SLAP. IF I WAS CHIEF AND ONE OF MY OFFICES DID THIS HE WOULD WALK THE BEACH 11-7 EVERY SHIFT FOR 2 YEARS AND HE WOULD MOW THE MANS GRASS AND HELP HIM SHOP AT WINN- DIXIE. JUST A SAD WORLD. MY PULMONARY DR PUT MY ON A NEW NEBULIZER MED AND STOPPED SOME OF MY OLD ONES AND INCREASED MY DOSE OF NEB PULMICORT 100%. HAVING SOME PROBLEMS,SINUS AND MAY NOT GIVE ME THE LUNG VOLUME TO DO WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING. NEB MEDS CAN HAVE SOME STRONG SIDE EFFECTS SINCE THEY GO STRAIGHT TO THE HEART AND BRAIN. MAY BE WHY MARKLE HAS PROBLEMS WITH MY REASONING OR LACK THEREOF. WENT OUT AT 12 NOON TO TRY TO CHOP MY GARDEN AND JUST COULDN'T DO IT SO I'VE USED MY OLD NEBS AND PUT NEW TUBES ON MY O2 MACHINES AND THIS SEEMS TO HELP. I CALLED OKBOSTON LAST NIGHT AND HE'S STILL IN O-TOWN, GOING HOME TOMORROW. I TOLD HIM I HAD A SHILLELAGH ON THE BACK OF THE GOLF CART THAT I FORGOT TO GIVE HIM AND HE REGRETED THAT HE DIDNT HAVE IT,HE MIGHT RUN INTO SOME OFTHE FORUMS POSTERS AND NEED TO PROTECT HIMSELF.

GOT TO WALK THE BISCHON AND TRY THE GARDEN AGAIN. LATER SLAP